Pre Christmas Special 3 - 5 year olds now Get 30 Hours Free
- 30 Hours Free for 3 - 5 year olds
- Limited to 10 places
- Must be 5 short (6 hours) days
- Enrolment Times are 8:30 - 2:30 or 9:00 - 3:00
- Start date must be before the end of December
- Applicable to new enrolments only
TeacherGet to know Holly - we asked her 5 random questions...
What has been your biggest disaster in the kitchen?
I was baking a cake with my friend back in grade school. We thought we'd be super responsible and tidy up after ourselves by running the dishwasher. Turns out dishwasher's need their own special soap, not just dish soap. Flooded the whole kitchen with bubbles! And the cake didn't turn out either.
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
Snails are hermaphrodites. They will change sex in order to mate with whomever is around. I discovered this fact when I went into preschool on a Monday morning to find over 100 baby snails escaping the terrarium I had set up. And unfortunately, the Adopt-a-Snail programme that I tried to initiate wasn't very popular with the parents at the centre.
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
Two fish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says - You man the guns, I'll drive.
I had to tell this joke in front of my entire Ancient Humour class at university as part of an assignment. 200 people and not one person laughed. The professor even asked me to repeat it because no one got it. I guess maybe it's not that funny?
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I am a schmorgasbord of scars, from soccer, rollerblading, beach volleyball, walking on stilts (or rather, falling off them), my cat, a bee sting etc. But the worst is over 10cm long from sliding down a roof with a nail sticking out, slicing my thigh open. Oops
What five things do you always have with you?
My Blistex (I'm always ready for True Love's Kiss)
Snacks (for when I get hangry)
My great sense of direction
My cell phone (for when I get lost)
My Sanity (except for the odd time when I forget it)